LIST OF MOST HATED TV SHOW CHARACTERS

LIST OF MOST HATED TV SHOW CHARACTERS

Vampire Diaries

·         Elena

This picture fully describes her character, mouthy incessant screechy boring polyandrous (I’ll have to look for more words).

Do you remember this scene? Damon definitely does. Stephan (His brother!!!!!) had just killed his compelled girlfriend right in front of him (maybe it was revenge for Damon killing Stephan’s best friend in season 1). Elena couldn’t read his mood and just started her stupid jibber jabber.

·         Stephan

This psychotic vampire ripper dude would make for a great unsub in Criminal Minds. He is a self righteous nut job who judges his brother for killing then goes on a killing spree and ripping girls’ heads off. In the whole series he only does things for Elena, ‘it is all for Elena’.

·         Damon

What’s with chasing his brother’s girl?(Breaking the Bro Code) I know the show wants to lie to girls that hot vampire dudes will be fighting for their love but by doing that the brother complex is destroyed making the protagonists weak since they have unresolved personal problems. No wander they never defeated neither Klaus nor Catherine.

·         Caroline

In season 4 this girl was so bitchy, snitchy and cheaty. She is bitchy all the time so that is no shocker, but she snitched about Elena (her best friend) spending the night with Damon to Stephan (her ex) - If you didn’t know, this is breaking the Girl Code. Added to that, she couldn’t stop herself from emotionally cheating on Tyler with the villain (Klaus).

Pretty Little Liars

·         British PLL dude

I think he is called Wren. He is a doctor yet still an established pedophile. He cheated on Melissa, his fiancée, with her sister Spencer- a fifteen year old girl.

He also kisses Hannah at the hospital. I mean, Hannah has the baby-face of all baby-faces; couldn’t he even stop himself for once?

Walking Dead

·         Andrea

No need of getting poster quality photos because we don’t want her to look any better than this. Thanks God she is dead.

·         Tyreese

 This are the guys who make Trickster narratives still be applicable today- more bran is equal to less brains.

Ruining The Walking Dead was not enough, she had to ruin Once Upon a Time too. Well in season 4 she tried but in Once Upon a Time, my opinion remains the same.

Nikita

Alex in season 3

How could she betray Nikita? I don’t care whether her mind had been tampered with or not. The allure in this show was mostly in the strong bond between these two girls, they could almost be called sisters and Alex almost ruined this.

That other girl

I don’t even know her name but she wanted to overthrow Division or something. She wanted everyone to run and to get rid of Nikita, Michael and the rest. I mean, Nikita killed Percy (Dictator Leader in charge of Division) for those guys. What more could anyone ask for?

The Lying Game

·         The so called evil twin

For a bit of a personal touch I will introduce you to three years ago me. My friends nicknamed me bony structure and I was so angry at them but now as I look at this picture I don’t blame them.

TEEN WOLF

I call them the dim-witted lame ineffectual reprehensible blameworthy trio (I’ll get more words).

Okay, let’s do this:

·         First we have Allison Argent- a loser who doesn’t use her brains. Her instincts are off all the time and 90% of her decisions are wrong: Breaking up with Scott twice, Pointing a crossbow at Scott, Helping her Psychopathic aunt to capture and finish off Scott, hurting Boyd with like 30 arrows, daggering Isaac, siding with her psycho granpa, and on and on . . . when the love triangle is unveiled in the second part of season 3, all my venom will be unveiled. I will be like the Kanima considering she ruined Scott’s plan of stopping the Kanima by telling her psycho granpa.

·         Then we have Derek Hale; is he a hero or a villain or is he just dumb? He doesn’t win any fight in the whole show so he is definitely not a hero, I mean girls like his sister, Kali the alpha and Jennifer the Darach kick his ass in season 3 all the time yet he is an alpha. He is the dumbest guy ever since he dates the Darach “rolling in the sheets with the villain without even knowing it” as Isaac puts it. Derek is a werewolf by birth yet he is so weak, I wonder why?

·         Lastly, there is Peter Hale- well he killed his niece to become an alpha thereby under minding his whole vengeance plan. I mean how could you kill your family so as to get revenge for your dead relatives? This dude hovers around Scott, a teen, yet he is like 40. He also bites, stalks and kisses Lydia as part of a hallucination so that she can resurrect him. This is enough evidence that he is a pedo (This might be a bit harsh but it is the truth-this dude has the characteristics of a pedophile). I think CGI werewolf Peter should have remained dead in season 1.

 

 

History Lesson

A NEW AGE OF COMICS

HISTORY OF IRON WORKS

During one sunny day of summer 2003, as I was walking home from school, the image of the Fair Rider appeared to me as vivid as reality itself. As a small country boy I let go of this reality till 2005 when I redefined the character as a superhero with the ability to manipulate electricity as a result of his mother being struck by lightning when she was pregnant with him. I guess at that time I was too young to realize the absurdity of the matter.

The next characters I created were Bee man/Droneculous (Ignore the ridiculous names) and Dawguns in 2007 and included them in a part of the Iron works comics that I titled Dark Canons. By the end of 2008, 25 characters were created. Previous concepts of characters also materialized (well not literally, I’m not crazy) and were adapted as characters. The Beast/Fire claw was created in 2007 and was the main character in The Fire claw comics. By the end of 2008 Iron works had 103 characters.

By now Iron works has about 100 active characters and about 120 dormant characters. We start on Cain Bird:

Well in case you are confused the (please let me call it this) passage above was written by Sir Anthony some 4 years ago when he was only 13 years of age and it has been copied word by word but unfortunately the page containing Cain Bird’s story was missing so I have no idea what the character was all about.

Quote of the day

The rain forms dark clouds in the sky for the sake of those who are deaf and rumbles for the sake of the blind.

This is for all those who say that they are waiting for God to give them a sign. The signs are always there and for everyone.

CAIN BIRD

Nightjar, Al Braizer, Cain Bird and Knuckle Beak (Abel)

·         Aliens from the planet Qugal.

·         Legend goes that the Qugalians were a lazy people so they seeked the help of the evil wizard Kakigan instead of listening to the message of the prophet Doxyn of hard work.

·         Kakigan bewitched them so that all Qugalian mothers would only give birth to twins where one twin was the master while the other was the slave.

·         The slave had a skull-like mask covering his whole head and followed all the instructions of his master.

·         The Qugalians were an evil people and that is why they had accepted Kakigan’s solution. The level of evilness was seen in their eyes, which were partly red and partly black. If the black color was a lot then the evil in the person’s heart was beyond measure. For example, Kakigan had totally black eyes but Doxyn had bright red eyes.

·         The story follows the twin brothers Cain and Abel, sons of Nightjar and Agent Marie.

·         Nightjar is introduced in the Spikers series as a villain together with his twin brother Al Braizer. As an enemy of the state, Agent Marie is sent after him but she falls in love with him.

·         A red-eye effect is a state experienced by a Qugalian when they successfully overcome all the evil in their heart like Doxyn. When experienced the skull mask of the slave breaks and they are freed of their slavery.

·         Qugalians also possess wings which grow as they grow but normally children don’t have wings. Wings start growing when they are adolescents. Once a Qugalian experiences a black-eye effect by embracing evil, their wings become metallic. The metallic feathers can be used as blades and are very lethal.

·         It is said that a demon ancestor of the Qugalians called Draken, who was responsible for mass genocide 1000 years ago, would possess any Qugalian who kills !000 people. As such even the most dangerous Qugalian, Nightjar, has only killed 999 people.

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The Woman in Blue/The Battles of Gitagon

In the Black forest of Gitagon, a prophecy exists which says that a Blue woman shall come and bring light to the forest and make its trees green again. She shall rid the forest of evil.

The Rumaji sect is a group of archers who live in the Black forest and worship the Blue woman as a goddess. Their religion is deeply rooted in the Blue woman prophecy. Their main enemies are the Warlocks of the Bows who are great warriors who combine physical combat with magic. These warlocks are great marksmen who believe in the Snake god Dan Jabi and they wish for the forest to retain its dark nature.

The Liamba, a group of five sorcerers who practice black magic, terrorize the forest by resurrecting the dead as their agents.

The forest has black trees, light has never penetrated into it so it always dark. Weird and unknown creatures which are obviously dangerous exist in the forest. This forest covers almost half the world. The other half of the world is water with few islands called the New World collectively.

Pegan and his sister Marie are rich kids from the New World. They are caught in a storm at sea. The whole crew dies but they survive only to find that the nearest land is the Black Forest. Even the water surrounding the forest is black.

Robin Jelan is an archer who wishes to go to the Black Forest to fulfill a promise to a certain woman while Mogothik is a soldier warlock who is going to the forest for his own dark purposes. The two join each other and head to the Dark forest.

Ron Patel, Pegan and Marie’s father, sends the Brotherhood of Cain, who are a group of knights, to recover his children. The New Wolders are caught up in the war between the Rumaji sect, the Liamba and the Warlocks of the Bows.

UCHOMOZI MBAYA

UPORAJI WA WAKENYA

In -82 vile KAF ilikuwa imeoverturn gava, Kenya ikakuwa under military for a day, watu waliiba sana. Vile duka za Bata humeka viatu za side moja on display, say right, mtu anaishia na gunia bila kuangalia na anaijaza. Akifika nyumbani kupima, he, amechukua viatu ka mia lakini zote ni za side moja.

Mafuanika wengine wanaiba fridge na wanaishi Mathare valley. Wakifika mutaa hata fridge, zile gigantic, hazipiti kwa door. Fuanika mbu mbu mbu anavunja door ndio aingize fridge. Akiingia ndani ndio anagundua ati Mathare valley hakuna stima.

In one day Kenya Air Force ili overturniwa na 82 Air Force after gava ime seek msaada. Land soldiers wakaikomboa nchi yetu hata watu wenye walienda tao manyani kupora hawakujua, wakarudi kwambi mabeshte kwenye wametoa bidhaa. Mabeshte zao wenye walirudi tao majioni jioni ati wapore ndio waliona muhadhara, gava in control, watu walitafuna risasi sawa sawa.    

PROVERBS

TRUE WORDS OF WISE MEN

1. When a snake attacks a child the father will go for a stick; the mother for the stick.

2. It is the caterpillar which becomes the butterfly.

3. There are people who, like sugarcane, are killed for being sweet.

4. A proverb is the horse of words: if a word is lost, a proverb is used to find it.

5. If you have pulled down your mother-in-law, press! God knows when you will get another chance( Maasai proverb)

6. Borrowing is a wedding, repaying is mourning.

7. It is the skin of the fierce buffalo that makes the shield.

8. The drum is heaviest on the return journey.

9. The mediator has two mouths.

10. The beast stays in the sugarcane plantation but does not know the sweetness of sugarcane.

Love Buds
"Do you have feelings for me?" she asked him.
He looked at her with intensity. He was surprisingly calm. Swiftly, he took her hand and pulled her to him planting a kiss on her lips. She could swear electricity was flowing through her lips. Her mind, her heart, her soul was filled with only him. When they broke away, they were both gasping for air.
"Electricity" she said wile breathing heavily.
" No, lightning" He said while looking deep into her eyes making her melt.
She thought he was going to kiss her again. Her mind was begging for it but he did not.
" Now what in the world would make you think that I have feelings for you?" he asked as his lips brushed lightly against hers.
" Wha . . ." she was interrupted before she could even finish.
" Katie, you are my best friend. to think of you in such a way, to see you in a romantic light, it's imposssible. I mean you are like a sister to me.
Can you believe this guy. At that moment Katie wanted to literally redefine the whole concept of best friends not just the term itself.